Roger is practically the epitome of the stereotypical netizen. A never-married, forty-something, Caucasian beta-male of dubious health (physical, mental, and spiritual), he is employed minimally in the customer service industry.
The vast majority of Roger's time is spent online in the basement of his aging father's suburban home. His mancave there is equipped with a crap laptop plugged into a large-screen television, another (even crappier) laptop running Ubuntu, and a venerable desktop with Windows 7. He also has a typewriter and a turntable, and uses album covers for mouse pads.
Most recently, while rummaging through his disorganized possessions in search of a receipt from the purchase of a used computer two years prior, Roger came across a shoebox full of random paperwork.